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Wear it while taking the family trick-or-treating, visiting a pumpkin patch, heading to a Halloween party, enjoying a fall festival, or simply hanging out with the people who made you fearless in the first place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're searching for a funny dad shirt, dad of two daughters shirt, or funny husband shirt, this design makes a great choice. The bold typography keeps the joke front and center while celebrating the chaos, laughs, and unforgettable moments that come with being surrounded by the women in your family.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt also makes a funny gift from a wife or daughters to Dad. Surprise him for Father's Day, his birthday, Christmas, Halloween, or just because he deserves a shirt that perfectly describes his life. It's especially fitting for the proud girl dad who has mastered the art of surviving a household full of strong personalities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhether he's heading out with the family for Halloween or just proudly embracing life as a husband and father, the You Can't Scare Me I Have Two Daughters And A Wife Shirt delivers family humor and personality in one memorable design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit, while reinforced shoulders keep the shirt in shape through repeated washes. Durable, comfortable, and print-friendly, the Gildan 5000 is a trusted staple for personalized apparel.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e.: The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz\/yd² \/ 180 g\/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.\u003cbr\u003e.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.\u003cbr\u003e.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.\u003cbr\u003e.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.\u003cbr\u003e.: This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Charcoal","offer_id":54833458184471,"sku":"19309181405261126590","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Orange","offer_id":54833458217239,"sku":"22955137809094350299","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":54833458250007,"sku":"77538655074478753550","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":54833458282775,"sku":"21693841879212386066","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Charcoal","offer_id":54833458315543,"sku":"19300001087644921894","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Orange","offer_id":54833458348311,"sku":"66848877013371800665","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":54833458381079,"sku":"30640923921355341755","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":54833458413847,"sku":"24202998517376273762","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Charcoal","offer_id":54833458446615,"sku":"32967044136996694120","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Orange","offer_id":54833458479383,"sku":"29040071958153878972","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":54833458512151,"sku":"16642934091596339733","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":54833458544919,"sku":"28683238189222335653","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Charcoal","offer_id":54833458577687,"sku":"40825063897343765284","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Orange","offer_id":54833458610455,"sku":"19352801451565928133","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":54833458643223,"sku":"21472508335328149343","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":54833458675991,"sku":"14552558880248466898","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Charcoal","offer_id":54833458708759,"sku":"19894948735770385244","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Orange","offer_id":54833458741527,"sku":"11840798488883152398","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":54833458774295,"sku":"59678825070212426917","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":54833458807063,"sku":"11919995880370002721","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Charcoal","offer_id":54833458839831,"sku":"22290553210001775363","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Orange","offer_id":54833458872599,"sku":"30517997696362509849","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":54833458905367,"sku":"29104903784769208832","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":54833458938135,"sku":"24543417255995285242","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":54833458970903,"sku":"70340493363735977846","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0927\/5264\/2327\/files\/10216256244260442137_2048.jpg?v=1787938641","url":"https:\/\/southerncountrycloset.com\/products\/you-cant-scare-me-i-have-two-daughters-and-a-wife-shirt","provider":"Southern Country ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}